WARNING:
This Beaver Shirt Gets Attention

Ladies get a laugh, guys get lucky.
 
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Size selectable at checkout — S through 3XL

Blue t-shirt mock-up of a Latina woman with caramel skin, shown from the nose down, wearing a retro winking beaver design with belly-colored text on a city street.

Clean Beaver — Retro Sunset Tee

Soft. Durable. Comfortable. Perfect for laughs, stares, and propositions.

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Black t-shirt mock-up of a white woman on a busy city street, shown from the nose down, wearing a “A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood” design with a winking beaver over a retro sunset background.